Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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