am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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