You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I have already put on my inside pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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