I'm really into asian looking animals
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize