you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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