That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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