Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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