they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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