dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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