this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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