roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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