I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You need a sexual gate keeper
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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