I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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