Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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