We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I fill condoms, not promises.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
