just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
