So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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