This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize