So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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