It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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