i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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