Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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