i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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