pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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