i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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