Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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