i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You ruined the universe
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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