Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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