PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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