Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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