how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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