she was so not down for the gang bang
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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