i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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