So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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