And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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