I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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