hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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