Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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