We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Randomize
