no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
