The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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