I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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