It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
how drunk are you?
Several
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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