I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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