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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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