I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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