Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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