yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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