So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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