Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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