I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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