My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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