She's JV to your varsity
I puked a lego.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Semen is not good for contacts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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