I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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