Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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