i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
