The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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