i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I would fuck him just for his dog