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  Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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  Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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  i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.

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  its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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  As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN

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  I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.

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  walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.

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  Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night

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  people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.

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  Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT

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