batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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