so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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